How To Spot A Liberal in a Dark Room

Over the years I have noticed there are several traits common among liberals. They have one objective - to take over the United States by turning America into a socialist state. To that end, they will do ANYTHING! They will lie, deceive, spin. They will plant false information in the media, and brainwash our children. They will tie us up in the courts on so many bogus counts that, simply by virtue of the numbers, they would win a few legal battles upon which they could further build other, more important cases - all built from a decision that was initially flawed. A case in point is abortion: while there may be a basis for passing laws that permit abortion, the actual arguments used in Roe vs Wade were Constitutionally flawed. From that flawed ruling, other rulings were made, creating a "concrete" foundation for the secularist, socialist agenda.

Next time you watch liberals and conservatives in action, look for these (10) common traits (there are others).

1) Black is white. A liberal will tell you something is what it really is not. He will try to convince you by pointing to made up facts. He or she will keep saying it, over and over, assuming that by virtue of saying it often enough, it will somehow become true.

EXAMPLE: "Bush lied". Now, everyone with an ounce of sense knows that Bush may have been wrong, but he did not lie. He stated the EXACT same thing everyone else was saying - including Hillary & Bill Clinton. Being wrong is not the same as lying. Contrary to what Michael Moore would have us believe, in order for something to be a lie, it must be INTENTIONAL. If it is not intentional, then it is an error, a mistake. But not a lie.

Other examples: Bush & Cheney are responsible for 9/11. Bush & Cheney are responsible for Katrina. Bush & Cheney are responsible for Abu Grahib. They are torturing prisoners at Gitmo (yeah, they force them to watch "The View").

Liberals keep saying these things over and over, like a mantra. And they keep pointing to "facts" that have been invented, and really are not facts at all, such as claiming that Bush somehow had information available to him that no other government had available, and even our own intelligence agencies did not have access to. Absurdity in its highest form!

2) Talk 'em down. In any "debate" between a liberal and a conservative, 9 out of 10 times the liberal will try to talk over, and talk down, the conservative. Watch: when a conservative brings up an actual fact that the liberal is unable to dispute, he starts to talk over the opponent, and keeps him from making any valid point. If you cannot win a debate, simply make it unintelligible by talking over the other person. It is very rare for a conservative to use such a dishonest tactic.

3) Cut 'em off. Alan Colmes is particularly good at this liberal tactic. If a conservative tries to make a valid point for which liberals have no defense, Alan will just cut them off and take over the conversation.

4) Take the last (dishonest) word, then change the subject. Another Alan Colmes specialty. After a conservative makes a valid point and the issue is put to rest, liberals will suddenly make some bold, unsubstantiated statement that is incredibly non-defensible, and without missing a beat, changes the subject to prevent the conservative from offering a rebuttal. This is designed to provide credibility to incredulous claims by not permitting a rebuttal.

5) Relieve conservatives of the burden of any right to free speech. We see this almost every week. A conservative is invited to speak at some function, and liberal thugs show up and prevent the conservative from speaking. They claim they are exercising their right to free speech, but that is not what they are doing. Instead, that little piece of deception is meant to disguise that they are actually VIOLATING the conservatives right to free speech. No one - NO ONE - has any Constitutional right that allows them to deprive others of their rights. Yes, we all have rights, but we do not have the right to ABUSE our rights. Liberals abuse the rights our Founders helped to insure.

6) If all else fails, be true to form and use violence. They could not stop Coulter from speaking, so they throw a pie at her. They could not prevent the Minutemen from speaking, so they forcibly try to take them off the stage. Whenever liberals cannot get their way, they have a temper tantrum, yet they are the same people that condemn violence and claim they are "tolerant". There is no one more intolerant than a liberal..

7) Tell every half-truth you can get your hands on. This is a classic, going back to the King of the Communist Socialists, Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Also made famous in Hitler's Mein Kampf. In short, you tell just enough truth so people can accept the basis, but not enough of the truth to allow people to have ALL the facts from which to make an informed decision. Informed decisions are not permitted in the liberal lifestyle. So, a liberal nutcase like Mark Cuban can take one minor, remote act and build a movie upon it that makes it appear that the act is not remote, but rather a standard. The remote act did occur - that may be true. But it is NOT true that our military habitually murders or rapes civilians. Cuban took a minor truth, and without regard for the REST of the truth, turned it into a poisonous lie. An honest person would say, "This act did occur, but that act is not indicative of our military in general." But a lying, backstabbing, obnoxious, snake would take that single act and make it appear to be the norm, just so he can push the dishonest, liberal agenda.

8) Spin 'til they get dizzy. Liberals will spin on and on, nonstop, if given the chance. The worst part is, they BELIEVE their spin.

9) The famous non-apology. Liberals never, ever truly apologize for anything. They will make statements that SOUND like an apology, but there is no apology. Case in point: John Kerry's statement about our soldiers being mercenaries. When the hue and cry went up against Kerry - even from Democrats - Kerry decided to "apologize". But if you actually read his "apology", it was nothing more than an added insult. He NEVER apologized for making the statement. What he clearly said was that he apologized that WE were offended by what he said. No, he never apologized TO anyone for what he said. He apologized FOR US BEING SO STUPID that we were offended. He called us stupid, and that was considered an apology because he used the word "apology". So, Kerry was right - we ARE stupid! He insulted us, we considered that an apology, and he laughed all the way home because the liberal media told us it was an apology and we bought it.

The next time a liberal apologizes, listen to the actual words. If you do, you will NOT hear an apology. You will hear an insult disguised as an apology. Something like, "I'm sorry if people took it wrong", or "I apologize if you were offended." Such statements do not apologize for anything. They insult us by saying there is no need for an apology, but that there is a need to point out that we should not have been offended. In other words, instead of apologizing TO us for being wrong, they apologize FOR US for being offended that they were wrong. A true apology would state "I am sorry that I was wrong." But what a liberal will say is "I am sorry that you were wrong in being offended."

10) Rewriting history. A liberal's worst enemy is the truth, so it is easy to see how they would have a real problem with history. So, they rewrite it, to suit their agenda. They claim Franklin Delano Roosevelt was the greatest president ever (they refuse to acknowledge what Roosevelt, himself acknowledged about having an affinity for Communism.) They claim the Constitution says there is to be a wall separating Church and State (there is no such thing in the Constitution). Bill Clinton did not lie about his affair with Monica and is not a sexual predator (I guess it was just an honest mistake - he simply was so unimpressed with Lewinsky and all the others that he forgot he had sex with them).