Sunday, June 9, 2013

Trying To Unravel The Twisted Liberal Mind

I don't know how liberals survive. I really don't. They do not seem to understand anything that makes common sense, they are poor at math, they can never imagine the unintended consequences of actions, and they always want it both ways.

Take Ogunquit, Maine for example. Though there are only about 400 full-time residents, Ogunquit is a bastion of liberal thought (pardon the oxymoron). In Ogunquit, they believe in global warming, and therefore are opposed to raising animals that produce large amounts of CO2 - in other words, all meat animals, like cattle, chickens, pigs etc. And most of them think we should all be vegetarian - that way, we would not NEED those animals.

Now here's where it gets tricky. Pretty much the only "natural" fertilizer for growing crops is animal waste - the very thing liberals want to put an end to. By eliminating meat animals, you eliminate virtually all natural fertilizer. Yet, in these same liberal bastions, they pass laws against using any chemical fertilizers, because they say they are detrimental to the environment.

Following their twisted logic, in their "ideal world" it would go like this...

All chemical fertilizer would be banned. And natural fertilizer no longer exists because they banned meat animals. Without fertilizer, crops cannot grow, and the population starves. Man becomes extinct. Since liberals generally think the world would be a better place without humans, and whereas they actively try to abort as many as possible, human extinction must be their goal.

But until then, meat animals, no longer needed, would not be raised domestically because there would be no market for meat. Nor can they survive in the wild, so they would end up on the liberals' endangered species list, and billions would be spent to preserve that which they tried so hard to eradicate in the first place. But, since there are no longer any crops to feed man, let alone animals, all would starve and become extinct. And then global warming simply will not matter.

And that, my friend, is the oxymoron known as the "intelligent liberal."

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